Puff the Drugged-Up Dragon

Found while looking through one of my old school notebooks.

Puff the drugged-up dragon smoked PCP,
And frolicked in a smoky haze in a land called LSD.
Sometimes he'd see a child, a boy made out of fluff,
Tinfoil, strings, and sealing wax, and other fancy stuff. Oh...

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Together they were tripping, on a boat with rainbow sails, 
Flying high o'er sparkling seas, where bunnies danced with whales.
Bowing kings and princes beckoned them to come
Through magic gates of rainbow clouds beneath the smiling sun.

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A dragon lives forever, but crash must follow high,
And bodies have their limits - yes, you must go straight or die.
One gray night it happened: men came to his door,
The rehab clinic took him in - oh, Puff would soar no more.

His muscles started spasming, his scales fell like rain.
Jackie Paper waved goodbye from a corner of his brain.
Without his lifelong friends, Puff could not be brave.
He learned to do without his friends, forever left his cave.
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