Customer Service Pantheon

O ye peons in customer service, beware, lest ye rouse the wrath of the dreaded CS Demons!

Chief of the Pantheon, Dark Lord of Despair, He Who Is Always Right
Invocation: "The customer is always right!"

His wife, Lady of Escalation, She Who Seeks Higher Authority
Invocation: "I want to speak to your manager!"

The Psychic, He Who Gives Insufficient Information

The Voluble, She Who Gives Too Much Information
Twin sister of the Psychic

Lord Stentorian, Shatterer of Eardrums
Invocation: [incoherent roar of rage]

Lady Credence, She Who Has Faith In The Impossible
"You say it will take a week? Great, I'll be expecting it tomorrow."

The Unintelligible, He Who Cannot Be Comprehended

The Bewildered, She Who Does Not Comprehend
Twin sister of the Unintelligible

Lady Unfettered, She Who Is Exempt From All Policies

The Entitled, She Who Is Owed All Things
Often teams up with Lady Unfettered

The Profane, Bestower of Epithets, Lord of Foul Language
Invocation: [unprintable]

The Troll, Lord of Shock, Master of False Pretenses
Not a genuine member of the pantheon, but loves masquerading as one