Mail call...

OK, I can understand the ads for Arby's, Domino's, and Walmart. College students are an excellent target for those. But what on EARTH could possibly have brought on the ad from AARP?!

Favorite T-Shirt Slogan of the Day

Sarcasm: Just One Of My Many Talents

Most incomprehensible slogans:
Stars and Straps

Stick a Fork in Us, We're Done

Most disturbing:
I Saw Your Mom on the Internet

Things I've learned today

1. There are far too many people on campus. Most of them are going where I want to be, only much slower than I am.
2. I need a rain shield for my bike.
3. Never drink straight buttermilk or lactose-free milk.
4. Blue cheese tastes and smells as moldy as it looks.
5. Never sign up for a class that starts an hour before you usually wake up.

All this from the first day of class. You can learn a lot at college!

Cute.

Right across from the cafeteria, there's a bar called "The Library". You can just imagine the conversations...

"Um, yeah, Professor...I'm just going to the library."

A word to the wise...

Never bike half the day and then sit still in an uncomfortable position for a 3-hour movie.

Ow.

College

First night at college...the bunk bed is about 6 feet high. Naturally I'm on top. There is NO air-conditioning, and I can hear every truck that roars through the parking lot and every door that slams on the floor. This is going to be a LONG year.