Things I've learned today

1. There are far too many people on campus. Most of them are going where I want to be, only much slower than I am.
2. I need a rain shield for my bike.
3. Never drink straight buttermilk or lactose-free milk.
4. Blue cheese tastes and smells as moldy as it looks.
5. Never sign up for a class that starts an hour before you usually wake up.

All this from the first day of class. You can learn a lot at college!