Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Changing times


Usually I find retronyms amusing, as well as an interesting indication of how culture changes over time. However, I just found an unexpected one based on the cis/trans organic chemistry terms, used to describe bonds on the same side or opposite sides, respectively, of a double bond. I must say, it would not have occurred to me to describe myself as cisgendered...

Friday, May 22, 2009

Dangerous Criminal of the Day


Have to watch out for those criminals wielding fresh fruit.

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo!


My brother is officially off to boot camp. My condolenc- Congratulations!

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Heeeere, Clio!


Some fortunate people are visited by the Muse.

So why do I have to chase her down and beat every sentence out of her with a giant stick?

Monday, April 20, 2009

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

And once again...


Life imitates art.

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Ready...aim...fire!


I vote for officially canonizing Darwin as Patron Saint of Stupidity. No real reason, but he seems to be well on the way there already.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

I have decided.


Wyoming weather is not only sentient, but actively malicious. And really enjoys April Fools' Day.

This morning, it was somewhat cool, but not too bad. By noon, it was actually a pretty nice day - sunny and warm enough to go without a coat.

An hour later, it was snowing. A blizzard of huge flakes.

Wonderful Wyoming...

UPDATE: Now it's bright and sunny again.

UPDATE: Now it's snowing and sunny. This is capricious, even for Wyo.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Rain check, please!


It is nearly April, it's supposed to be spring! What is with all this snow?

They say Wyoming has four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction. Still, I'm getting tired of getting a cold snowy blast to the face every time I step outside.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Once again...


Simultaneously proving that 1) life imitates art, and b) utility does not rank high among the Patent Office's criteria. Or alternately, people are stupid.

I suppose there are theoretical situations in which it might possibly be useful. It still sounds silly.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

For those of you


...who have yet to fill your Weird Music Quota for the day:

The Hallelujah Chorus...kind of.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Attention, geeks...


How long ago should I have posted "Happy Pi Day"?

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

R. I. P.


50 years ago today...

A long, long time ago,
I can still remember
How that music used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance,
That I could make those people dance,
And maybe they'd be happy for a while.
But February made me shiver,
With every paper I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step.
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride,
But something touched me deep inside,
The day the music died.

---Don McLean, "American Pie"

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Monday, January 19, 2009

That's a Kitty!


When a paw hits your eye and you see stars go by,
That's a kitty.
When you feel claws dig in and you see feline grin,
That's a kitty.
Cat will purr at discomfiture 'til you grab her fur
And fling her through the ceiling.
Cat will play, always in the way, scorning your dismay,
And your days slyly stealing.

When you wake up in fear with a yowl in your ear,
That's a kitty.
When you dance down the hall trying hard not to fall,
That's a cat.
When you feel trembling but there's no earthquake
shaking the city
Just a cat in your lap, purring in her cat-nap...
That's a kitty!

Sunday, January 18, 2009

What to do...


When you have too much time on your hands:


You're never too old to play with your food, kids!

Sunday, January 04, 2009

I may be a lousy artist...


But at least I'm a lousy artist who can now do GIFs!



(Made with GIMP)

Friday, December 26, 2008

This is not the date you're looking for...


Merry Christmas!

Or Boxing Day, at least...

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Speaking of art...


There are simply no words to describe this.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Scholarly artisans


The variety and creativity of work to be observed around campus is quite astonishing. From bathroom stalls to old wooden desks, students have chosen to share their artwork and witticisms with the world. From one small section of one classroom:

- "So there I was, elbow deep in this dude..." (which I elect, for the sake of my peace of mind, to believe is describing a surgeon.)
- A detailed depiction of a cannabis leaf
- "This graffiti is fleeting human contact..."

Along with the usual assortment of insults and crudities, of course.